did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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