Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
