Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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