so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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