so that wasnt chicken after all
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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