THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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