based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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