): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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