No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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