Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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So many bounce houses so little time
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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