Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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