whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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