But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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