Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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