the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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