If i come over, it means nothing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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