and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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