yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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