Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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