He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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