Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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