butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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