Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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