either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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