I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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