Do vagina's smell?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Text me some of your sweat
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