oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
