I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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