ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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