I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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