I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
