i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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