The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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