i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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