When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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