After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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This is the high leading the old right now
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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