How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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