Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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