so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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