Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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