it's too hot outside to masturbate.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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