When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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