I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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