I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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