this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there was a trapeze. enough said
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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