FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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