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you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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