Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it was like eating out sand paper
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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