I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
