just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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