im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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