your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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