i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
