are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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